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Old 07-31-2015, 01:54 PM
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Pancakes become so numerous that they gain sentience and self awareness. The great Pancake Uprising has begun!

Dice Don't give me no flap, Jack!:
d100 12
It's hard to rebel when your movement is all fluff.
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Old 07-31-2015, 02:15 PM
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However, the pancakes don't need to uprise, as having gained sentience, they become a protected species. Also, those who continue to eat them begin to develop a disease similar to vCJD.

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However, pancake lovers quickly develop a cure.
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Old 07-31-2015, 04:18 PM
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Pancake consumption rises at an alarming rate and results in obesity and excessive flatulence. It's the same thing that happened on Mars 899,543 years ago. The methane content of the atmosphere rises rapidly. Will we survive this horrific culinary plague?

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d100 91
yes, we will but only just barely.
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Old 07-31-2015, 05:17 PM
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*Cackles evilly from throne made of pancakes.*
You'll never stop me, never! Not you, or your little doggie! Or those kids in that hippie van.
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Old 07-31-2015, 05:24 PM
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Promotes a totally more awesome breakfast craze - bacon smoothies.

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Sadly, it's not novel enough.
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Old 07-31-2015, 06:38 PM
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^ Ninja'D!

Speaking of Ninjas. Ninjas really love waffles, apparently. They start mysteriously disappearing in bulk from stores...

Dice * GO DICE ROLL:
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Leading to a waffle shortage! A hole that I fill quickly with Pancakes. Because everyone knows Pancakes are better, right? And we even start going a little nuts with it. Bacon-flavoured pancakes, chocolate-flavoured. Quickly amassing money, my plan for world domination through the pancake market is quickly coming to fruition. Somehow. Maybe?

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1d100 98


(( *Glares at lymph for having to come up with something entirely different in short order!* xD ))
Just to confirm (and i do apologize for ruining the flow of the game) but this is our goal yes? 98.... Gonna be tough!
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Old 07-31-2015, 08:49 PM
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So many pancakes might result in an egg shortage...
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Keep on cluckin', you hens.
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New environmental protection rules prevent the tapping of maples for maple syrup. Without that, the pancakes are not quite so appealing.

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Old 07-31-2015, 10:02 PM
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Poor cows, must be running out of milk right around now...
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Apparently, they like the way they're contributing.
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Old 08-01-2015, 10:52 AM
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A wormhole opens and sucks me into an alternate reality where pancakes never achieved their dominance.

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Old 08-01-2015, 11:18 AM
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Aliens invade! They all have a racial intolerance for wheat, so one of the first rules of their new regime is the banning of not only pancakes, but all breadstuffs. They go so far as to unleash a biological agent to prevent all wheat plants from germinating.

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Old 08-01-2015, 11:24 AM
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Corporal Cosmos finally returns. This time he does take pity on us, an entire obese planet. Whipping us into sjape, he reminds us that diabetes isn't something everyone needs to have.
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Old 08-01-2015, 12:25 PM
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While the pirates and lumberjacks are thusly occupied, the ninjas sneak around to try to save the world from pancakes...
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Old 08-01-2015, 03:58 PM
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There is no salvation from this pancake hell. After weeks of flapjack feasting, the incessant waffling crepe's up on even the starchiest supporters of hot cake hedonism. The USA sends Al Franken and Jessie Ventura to negotiate an end to this madness.

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Old 08-01-2015, 04:11 PM
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All this pancake making is causing cast iron skillets to get overworked
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Guess there's more iron in the ground to make skillets with.
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