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Old Mar 31st, 2024, 07:57 PM
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Great Goblin Epic -- Book Eaters

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This thread is for your Great Goblin Epic.

The Great Goblin Epic is worth 5 points at the end of the game. Your goblins will read their Epic to the Queen and recount how brave and heroic they were.

It should be a series of no less than 10 entries (one for each move) describing your goblins progress and triumph. Facts are less important than heroic portrayals.

Goblins aren't big readers, so each entry should be no more than 250 words. And include pics!

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Paper Airplane One

To: The Soon to Be the Once and Former Queen

From: The Book Eaters: Bug Guts. Mim. Shaz Frat.

Herewith and therefore forsworn by airs to be thine towardfully, findeth thou the ---

Oh boogs, we can't keep up with the legalese term paper talkies.

This here is the memoirs of our Epic journey. You gave us a really cool map, SLAY, and the means to get a T-Rex, SLAY, so cool on you for that. First thing we did was head for centaur kingdom, with zero intentions of ever bringing you back that lizard. He was meant to be ours from the start.

YO THIS IS PAPER AIRPLANE ONE OF TEN, should they land not in order.

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To: The Soon to Be the Once and Former Queen

From: The Book Eaters: Bug Guts. Mim. Shaz Frat.

Your frosh kid hooked up with our crew. We were all FULLY no. Immediately NO.

Long grass sucks, no one could even see the Shaza's drip but whatevs, the 'fit will have its day.

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To: The Soon to Be the Once and Former Queen

From: The Book Eaters: Bug Guts. Mim. Shaz Frat.

Centaurs are mid.

Proof: They banned us from their lands.

Not gonna lie, they are Gonzo poets though. We scuppered, committing perjury and plagiarism in tandem, hoping the horseman’s love poem to the Elf Queen would be the key to toppling 1 to 3 kingdoms. The heir apparent to one of ‘em, your very own scion and current cheugy Frosh at BORKSHITE PREPERATORY ACADEMY FOR YOUNG GOBS OF NOTE, decided to abdicate the throne and throw in with B.E. We low-key hoped he could vibe with us, mostly In the interest of sewing anarchy, so we allowed it. Spoiler alert, Queenest— he ain't coming back. You may be snatched, but if you think he/s got any interest in crowning around, you are straight up delulu.

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To: The Soon to Be the Once and Former Queen

From: The Book Eaters: Bug Guts. Mim. Shaz Frat.

When we say Bug Guts is wanted, we mean by you. THE RIZZ! COME ON. The boy can pull.

He T-Swifty-ed the poem release, yeah? Bet you trembled with AN-TI-CI-PAYYYYY---

and then it never dropped. HA! This update is all we threw down today as we had to party with some fashion-forward orcs, theatre-kid style.

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To: The Soon to Be the Once and Former Queen

From: The Book Eaters: Bug Guts. Mim. Shaz Frat.

Mim will never be a toady, but she got swallowed by one. Took one toad for the team.

Here's the thing about getting un-alived. It gives a girl perspective. She started trying to give your kid a glow-up. YOU'RE WELCOME.

The boy has Zero chill. He needs to touch grass. NOT LONG GRASS WE HATE THAT. Normal grass.

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To: The Soon to Be the Once and Former Queen

From: The Book Eaters: Bug Guts. Mim. Shaz Frat.

Boomers with chairlifts are mid.

Proof: It is a fact.

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To: The Soon to Be the Once and Former Queen

From: The Book Eaters: Bug Guts. Mim. Shaz Frat.

Boomers with balloons: Also mid.

Proof: Tried to make us have a feeling about some boomer mom-o-saur.

THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT.

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To: The Soon to Be the Once and Former Queen

From: The Book Eaters: Bug Guts. Mim. Shaz Frat.

Your kid ate a book. You should be proud. Then we ditched the Boomer Balloon for cloud dinos, and he could hang. If he doesn't die poopin' the back cover, he is in.

He is now Blisterbork. When you forward his shiz, try not to deadname him, that's so Big Yikes.

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To: The Soon to Be the Once and Former Queen

From: The Book Eaters: Bug Guts. Mim. Shaz Frat.

In this one class one time, we got told that those who do not study history are doomed to repeat tenth grade. We did tenth grade four times, soooooo, yeah. Good talk.

We were DOWN to get that egg. We were UP to fly. WARM BUTTS, FULL NEST, CAN HATCH. We thought about heading to elf-lands for the plot, but then, we looked around at our dino troop and that is not the way to get that ink, yo.

Your kid gave us the ick at first, no cap, but one adventure at our lunch table? Not a bad hang. We let him join our brand new bussin' band, Anarchosaurus No-Rex. We may even learn to play the instruments we foment the revolution.

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FIN One last paper airplane fell from the sky with a few words scrawled on the wing:

"TEH BOK EASTERS HAFF LEF THR MAPP"



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