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Old 08-03-2015, 12:38 PM
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The need for griddle space results in other businesses having to shut down to accomodate them.
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Guess those businesses weren't important.
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Old 08-03-2015, 01:34 PM
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Tom Cruise as Nathan Hunt is hired to put an IMF Team together. Their mission, should they choose to accept it, is to eliminate the pancake threat.
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Let's stop pretending, shall we?
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Old 08-03-2015, 08:06 PM
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What do the Vikings think of the pancakes?
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Apparently, they're considered a modern version of the Danish.
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Every teenager on the planet take their tennis shoes off at the same time. The noxious aroma is so overwhelming that everyone is completely put off of all food for at least 72 hours.

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d100 18

... immediately followed by the breakfast of champions... Pancakes
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A group of muscle monkeys misreads the word "flapjacks" as "flopjocks"...
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They need better reading comprehension.
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Old 08-04-2015, 01:09 PM
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The Donald fires all the pancake makers
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The authorities question the production of pancakes, checking to see if any may have been fraudulently prepared.
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Someone called in a homicide and they had to take off in attendance.
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A pancake is made in Wyoming that appears to have an image of Jesus on it. Thousands flock to view the miraculous baked batter. Could anyone eat such a thing?
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Someone spikes the pancake mix with melamine.
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Nobody notices for years.
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I start a whisper campaign against the pancakes.
"Pancakes are people!"
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Noone cares.
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Old 08-05-2015, 12:43 AM
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Fish pancakes become all the rage
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Someone markets a new product called "sekacnaP".
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It flops.
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Old 08-05-2015, 10:22 AM
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In a very bizarre series of coincidence, every pancake flipping chef or cook in the entire world sprains their shoulder at the same exact moment causing all pancakes to have to cook only on one side thus spoiling the food.
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The Kim family of North Korea threatens to launch their new weapon of mass destruction - raw pancake mix - at the world for isolating them.
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The mix hardly gets off the ground. What a mess.
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Women gain more weight than men from excessive pancake consumption leading to a supermodel shortage. Unable to tolerate this, male and female pancake eaters unite in an effort to curb their gluttony.
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