[OOC] The Covenant's Super Secret Debate Hall

[Herb]

Seems I missed a lot while I was in bed and work *gasps in shock*!

[jaerauq]

Most of it doesn't involve you, though if you had been here you probably could have intervened in some things verbally. But i'm kind of happy you didn't...

[dbaque]

Originally Posted by jaerauq

Do you people seriously not have any rations? This is a war, not a Sunday stroll. Besides, it was a small piece.

[Hanz]

Tsk Tsk Tsk, little Amery and her inexperience.

[dbaque]

That guy? He's a scawny toothpick. You'll be lucky if the hatchlings go after him.

[jaerauq]

Hey I brought booze and weapons... and a bible? What else does a cleric of the church need! I would have gotten rations... but I kinda went nuts on the armor and weapons. I was like "Yeah all this stuff!" and forgot that I could starve to death, assuming I would start in the city and be able to haggle for some good eats.

[jaerauq]

Its better than nothing, and I doubt this swarm is picky. Mind you I'm suggesting this, but Amery will never go along with it at this rate.

[Hanz]

Originally Posted by jaerauq

Well molest my character's values harder, would 'ya?

I feel extra molested because this looks like a sexual innuendo.

[jaerauq]

Anytime anywhere.

The Innuendo is sexier because it involves prince charming being devoured by Vermin.

[jaerauq]

Either he's bait or my pack-husband. Either way he's gonna be damn useful or die an ignominious death.

[Hanz]

Or both.

Most likely both.

[jaerauq]

Yessssss

[jaerauq]

If you don't want it to happen, well here's a bad suggestion.

Bad Idea. Amery looks into her pack and lo and behold... "Hey look guys I have this temporary bag of greater holding with 500 pounds of meat in it! Lets toss it down the hole... actually. Lets eat! And then everybody feasted! The End of this Campaign.

[Hanz]

Ingenious idea.


...Wait... No.. what's the opposite of that?

[jaerauq]

OOC: Bad Idea 2 Amery look theres booze in that hole!