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Old Jul 20th, 2020, 06:02 AM
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Greeting, I am but a lowly newbie at this system, and I humbly submit my application holodisk for the perusal of the great computer. Please grant this entity your mercy and allow this one to introduce itself. This entity considers his application COMPLETE

Application Holodisk for Phil-R-CHE-1
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Name: This entity is named [PHIL-R-CHE-1]

Appearance: [PHIL-R-CHE-1] is a/an [AVERAGE] human clone. [HE/SHE] has [PALE] skin. [HE/SHE] has [BROWN] hair. [HE/SHE] has [BROWN] eyes. [HE/SHE] is [SMILING]. [HE/SHE] has [ZERO] physical scars and [FOUR] emotional scars. [HE/SHE] is [NOT/SOMEWHAT/FULLY] medicated.

Personality (check one):
[ ] Option 1: I am naturally happy about all aspects of my life in Alpha Complex
[X ] Option 2: I am heavily medicated so as to feel happy about all aspects of my life in Alpha Complex

This entity is skilled at: [HARDWARE] and [WETWARE]

This entity is deficient at: [STEALTH] and [VIOLENCE]

Service Group Assignment: This entity is hereby assigned to the service group [TECHNICAL SERVICES].

Secret Society: SECRET SOCIETIES ARE ILLEGAL. ANY REFERENCE TO SECRET SOCIETIES WILL LEAD TO ARREST AND/OR IMMEDIATE TERMINATION.

 

 
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Old Jul 20th, 2020, 07:53 AM
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I have no plans of entering a character. But I have to say I am cracking up just browsing all the applicant entries. I look forward to reading the proud exploits of the soon to be most prolific troubleshooters in the history of Alpha Complex. Long Live Friend Computer!

The pictures alone are hilarious!
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For our Friend Computer, on this finest daycycle!

 
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Old Jul 20th, 2020, 12:53 PM
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Old Jul 20th, 2020, 05:40 PM
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Ham-R-TYM-1 is complete and ready for clearance.
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Old Jul 20th, 2020, 06:40 PM
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For our Friend Computer, on this finest daycycle!

There once was AI, our greatest Friend!
All kinds of new weapons did it lend!
To the loyal in Red,
'Til they all wound up dead,
BOOM! May we all meet such a glorious end!!
@olhado - Citizen, thank you for your spontaneous public display of loyalty. HPD&MC reviewers have declared it to be "tastefully obsequious," and are reporting a .00174% happiness increase in APP Sector. You are hereby awarded one (1) additional serving of ColdFun with today's rations.

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@Lemming23 - Thank you for reporting these numerous instances of incompetence, insubordination, and/or treason on the part of the other troubleshooter applicants. The Review Committee will take these into account during selection. You are hereby awarded one (1) additional serving of HotFun with today's rations.
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Old Jul 20th, 2020, 08:03 PM
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Brit-R-PVC-1, your "obligatory theme song" is delightfully defiant. Here's to all your clones being able to sing along when their times comes. =)
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@Phil-R-CHE-1 - That Yellow hardhat and Blue shirt appear to be above your clearance level, Citizen.
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Old Jul 21st, 2020, 02:17 PM
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@olhado - Thank you for reporting these numerous instances of incompetence, insubordination, and/or treason on the part of the other troubleshooter applicants. The Review Committee will take these into account during selection. You are hereby awarded one (1) can of Bouncy Bubble Beverage (Tastes Like Something Orange flavor).

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@Phil-R-CHE-1 - That Yellow hardhat and Blue shirt appear to be above your clearance level, Citizen.
@Grouchy - Thank you for reporting this breach, as well as for your willingness to publiclly denounce one of your fellow troubleshooters. The Review Committee will take this into account during selection. You are hereby awarded one (1) ticket to a private preview screening of the new holovid Teela-O-MLY and the Deadly Vendabots Who Are Normally Safe But Were Reprogrammed Illegally So Don’t Panic When Buying Snacks.
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Old Jul 21st, 2020, 04:52 PM
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@Talkin - No, thank you, Friend Computer, for providing such a streamlined way to acquire the forms needed to report such irregularities.

I will cherish my BBB until such time that I am at the appropriate clearance to taste it!
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Citizen Cybe-R-SVT, I appreciate your keen observation skills. As licking boots is the officially-sanctioned method for cleaning one’s boots, I practice often!
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Old Jul 23rd, 2020, 03:38 PM
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Since the number of new applications has slowed down, I'm thinking about pushing up the application deadline to July 26th. Please let me know if that would be a problem for anyone.
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Sounds good to me. That gives Garrett time to think about his life choices too before he gets his face eaten off on monday.
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