[OOC] Behind the Bushes

[Hanz]

Anyway, the new post is up (sorry if you were waiting to get your hands on the mean chimera, Spazzy.) with an abrupt turn of events for better or worse.

I've decided to go with a Chapter-By-Thread System. So I've renamed the Main Thread.

[Hanz]

Hey guys. Unfortunately, Mr. HalflingCavalier will NOT be showing up any time soon. He's having some trouble IRL and decided to drop the game.

Good luck to HalflingCavalier on his future endavours.

[Spazztick]

Bummer. Hope all turns out well for Mr. HalflingCavalier.

[Hanz]

Also, you can post as you like now, you're pretty much out of combat.

[Carthage]

Hey all, big apologies for my delay. Will have a post up by tomorrow morning my time (GMT)

[Hanz]

The Post Rate has gone down significantly since the Chimera Post!

Post faster! Post Harder! *WHIP*

[Carthage]

Ima just waiting for the next bit of info, nowt more I can do right now!

[Noobz]

CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga
CHUGGA chugga chugga chugga
CHOO CHOO!!!

[Hanz]

All aboard

[Spazztick]

I had a perfect plan for my next post too... and that chapters all kinds of closed.. /tear/tear.... so instead I'll just write it here for kicks.

Madantya Lightbringer: Finding what nightmares are made of. It was total chaos, all the people she was stranded with, were getting clubbed and captured. Madantya knew she didn't want to be one of them, and so she took precautions. She prepared a bit of her corrupted power, readying an attack for the advancing creature. The centaur-like being closed in on her, and she raised up a hand, tapping the beast and letting vile magic rip into it. This bought her the time she needed, and just like that she was gone into the jungle. Mad darted and dashed through the foliage, flinging her arms rapidly to knock whatever she could out of the way. Must run... must run... A drop and slide under a fallen tree, a leap and tumble over a dark pool of water. Run... She kept saying to herself. She listened to herself, and kept on running. It seemed like she had fled for hours, the thick canopy blocking out the sun, made it hard to keep track of time. Mad's mind drifted, wondering if Gront managed to escape as well. The last she saw of him, it had looked like he was about to break away into the jungle. That was just before he took a stab to the gut. A large mass of brush lay ahead of her, vibrant rays of light could be seen shinning through the few gaps. Yes! A clearing... Mad picked up her speed, and finally pushed her way through it. She popped out on the other side. What she was greeted with, was an astounding, and utterly frightening sight. Madantya put on the brakes, planting her feet on the ground and began to slide to a stop. Not ten feet in front of her, waited a cliff with a sheer drop of what had to be several hundred feet. "Aaahhhh!!!!!!" She panicked waving her arms backwards, as she skidded just to the edge, teetering on her feet. The sight that lay before her, was something out of a dream, or more likely a nightmare. What the hell.... Mad stood there frozen, her eyes open wide, and her jaw dropped. Before her lay an endless array of colors, a land so vibrant that it could nearly melt the eyes right off of ones face. There were endless rolling hills, each with it's top covered in what looked to be a pure white snow, with strange colorful speckles. There were rainbow forests, with shiny shiny treetops and spiraling white and red trunks. There were geysers of strange colorful liquids, blasting into the air in an endless vibrant stream, creating faint rainbows all around. Far off in the distance, there lay a giant volcano with a dark brown liquid running out of the top. The constant flowing substance, ran down the mountainside, splitting into several rivers that stretched across the land. In the sky there were clouds, with strange creatures dancing atop them, little pink colored bears with musical instruments and platters of cupcakes. In the air horses with feathery white wings, flew about prancing across endless rainbows. They played with unicorns, and other strange creatures. All seemed to be having the most grand time. All Mad could do was stare in awe, or at least until a childlike voice spoke up behind her. "Hiiiiii. I'm Timbaloo Love Child. Welllcome to the Most WooOOooooonderful... Amazing... Joy filled... Haaaaappy... place in the worr..." There the little pink bear like creature, with beady black eyes and a bright and shiny smile across it's face. Looked at Madantya, an expression of horror across it's face, as a single tear dropped from it's eye. The human woman had a broken branch in her hand, it was pierced through fuzzy white stomach of the creature. It coughed up some strange fluffy stuffing, it's one joy filled eyes, filled with wonder and dreams. Now were full of sorrow and despair, as it's life faded from it, all it could manage to say between the coughing, was... "wh... hhy...." Madantya dropped the stick on the ground, kicked the creature off the cliff and headed back into the jungle. "Yeah... No. I'll try my luck with the Zebrataurs."

[Hanz]

... Is Madan on Drugs?

[Spazztick]

:P Maybe, I just wanted to make an Apirl Fools joke. -___-, I was going to have her wake up from loosing consciousness, like she hit her head while fleeing somewhere in teh woods... but since it wasn't in the real game, it wasn't necessary lol

[Scimmy]

so when and where do we next post

[Hanz]

when the next thread comes out.

[Noobz]

Poshno is enjoying a much needed nap. It's been such a stressful day, what with being shipwrecked, nearly attacked by crabs, a chimera, and some zebrataurs. And so, he blissfully dozes, ignorant of the peril that awaits him should he awake. Occasionally, a bump in the ride would register into his dream, and he would become self-conscious for a fraction of a second, but then he would shrug it off--he much rather enjoyed his peaceful dream to that of reality. But how long would his false paradise last? Surely those striped misfits will not let him escape their wrath.