100 Questions

[positron]

Are you the jam from the fruit?

[Wishkamon]

Do you grow in tropical climates?
Do you need to be peeled to be consumed?

[orcbane]

 

I am a THING.

#	Questions	Answers	Notes
1	Are you fictional?	No
2	Can I find you on Earth?	Yes
3	Are you THE Thing?	Unknown	OMG, I feel SEEN! I very very very very almost did exactly this!
4	Are you tangible?	Yes
5	Do you have your own Wikipedia page?	Yes
6	Are you the size of or smaller than a rabid chihuahua?	Yes
7	Are you manufactured or created (as opposed to organic)?	No	Answered as deciphered, but the question doesn't make sense. Organic does not exclude manufacture or creation (ex. Amino Acids are created and can be manufactured in a lab).
8	Are you unique?	No
9	Are you alive?	Yes	Well, I was before I got into this state.
10	Are you something that is collected/displayed/used/adopted in human households (at least commonly in certain parts of the world)?	Yes
11	Do people (at least predominantly in some parts of the world) eat/drink you?	Yes
12	Are you a fossil or the result or taxidermy?	No
13	Are you a mummy or human remains of any sort?	No
14	Are you made from a plant?	Yes
15	Are you commonly (in certain parts of the world) used as a culinary ingredient or condiment?	Yes
16	Are you primarily farmed/cultivated (as opposed to being harvested/hunted)?	Yes
17	Can you be purchased in the supermarket?	Yes
18	Do you need to be cooked to be safely consumed?	No
19	Are you considered to be a delicacy or expensive ingredient/food/drink (as opposed to more inexpensive, common, or staple foods)?	No
20	Are you a condiment/ingredient most strongly associated with one cultural/national culinary tradition? (An example of this might be wasabi/Japanese or peanut butter/USian as opposed to salt or mustard seeds which are more universal.)?	No
21	Do you have a predominant color? (Tomato ketchup/red, for example)	Yes
22	Are you currently available for purchase on Amazon.com?	Yes	Ask you doctor if Amazon.com is right for you!
23	Are you spicy (hot)?	No	Unless you put some Frank's Red Hot sauce on me, then I'm spicy! Frank's Red Hot: I put that s*** on everything!
24	Are you sweet?	Yes
25	Are you, or are you made from, a plant that has a permanent presence (trees, bushes, etc)?	No	*
26	Are you or are you made from a plant cultivated in a cyclical way(e.g., plants like corn, wheat, carrots, etc)?	Yes	*
27	Are you a fruit?	Yes
28	Are you usually processed or cooked before being consumed rather than being eaten "raw" or "as harvested" from the plant that produced you?	No	I think "usually" is a bit too broad or misleading for a "yes"
29	Are you shelf stable? (i.e., does not need to be refrigerated to remain edible/safe to eat, and and remains edible/safe to eat for more than a short period of time)?	No
30	Did you exist prior to 1900?	Yes
31	Are you in the citrus family?	No
32	Is your exterior one of these colors: Orange, red or yellow?	Yes	*
33	Are you the jam from the fruit?	No
34	Do you grow in tropical climates?	Yes
35	Do you need to be peeled to be consumed?	No

[bananabadger]

Are you red? (color, not politics)

Are you commonly sold individually (like a mango or a watermelon; and as opposed to a bunch, like grapes, blueberries, strawberries or other bunchy-groupy fruit)?

[Lashiec]

Do you have a rind?

[orcbane]

 

I am a THING.

#	Questions	Answers	Notes
1	Are you fictional?	No
2	Can I find you on Earth?	Yes
3	Are you THE Thing?	Unknown	OMG, I feel SEEN! I very very very very almost did exactly this!
4	Are you tangible?	Yes
5	Do you have your own Wikipedia page?	Yes
6	Are you the size of or smaller than a rabid chihuahua?	Yes
7	Are you manufactured or created (as opposed to organic)?	No	Answered as deciphered, but the question doesn't make sense. Organic does not exclude manufacture or creation (ex. Amino Acids are created and can be manufactured in a lab).
8	Are you unique?	No
9	Are you alive?	Yes	Well, I was before I got into this state.
10	Are you something that is collected/displayed/used/adopted in human households (at least commonly in certain parts of the world)?	Yes
11	Do people (at least predominantly in some parts of the world) eat/drink you?	Yes
12	Are you a fossil or the result or taxidermy?	No
13	Are you a mummy or human remains of any sort?	No
14	Are you made from a plant?	Yes
15	Are you commonly (in certain parts of the world) used as a culinary ingredient or condiment?	Yes
16	Are you primarily farmed/cultivated (as opposed to being harvested/hunted)?	Yes
17	Can you be purchased in the supermarket?	Yes
18	Do you need to be cooked to be safely consumed?	No
19	Are you considered to be a delicacy or expensive ingredient/food/drink (as opposed to more inexpensive, common, or staple foods)?	No
20	Are you a condiment/ingredient most strongly associated with one cultural/national culinary tradition? (An example of this might be wasabi/Japanese or peanut butter/USian as opposed to salt or mustard seeds which are more universal.)?	No
21	Do you have a predominant color? (Tomato ketchup/red, for example)	Yes
22	Are you currently available for purchase on Amazon.com?	Yes	Ask you doctor if Amazon.com is right for you!
23	Are you spicy (hot)?	No	Unless you put some Frank's Red Hot sauce on me, then I'm spicy! Frank's Red Hot: I put that s*** on everything!
24	Are you sweet?	Yes
25	Are you, or are you made from, a plant that has a permanent presence (trees, bushes, etc)?	No	*
26	Are you or are you made from a plant cultivated in a cyclical way(e.g., plants like corn, wheat, carrots, etc)?	Yes	*
27	Are you a fruit?	Yes
28	Are you usually processed or cooked before being consumed rather than being eaten "raw" or "as harvested" from the plant that produced you?	No	I think "usually" is a bit too broad or misleading for a "yes"
29	Are you shelf stable? (i.e., does not need to be refrigerated to remain edible/safe to eat, and and remains edible/safe to eat for more than a short period of time)?	No
30	Did you exist prior to 1900?	Yes
31	Are you in the citrus family?	No
32	Is your exterior one of these colors: Orange, red or yellow?	Yes	*
33	Are you the jam from the fruit?	No
34	Do you grow in tropical climates?	Yes
35	Do you need to be peeled to be consumed?	No
36	Are you red? (color, not politics)	No
37	Are you commonly sold individually (like a mango or a watermelon; and as opposed to a bunch, like grapes, blueberries, strawberries or other bunchy-groupy fruit)?	Yes	*
38	Do you have a rind?	Yes

[Lashiec]

Are you a jackfruit or durian?
Are you a delicacy in Southeast Asia?

[Talkin]

Per 35, even if you do not need to be peeled to be eaten, are you typically peeled before eating? (E.g., you could probably eat a mango with the skin on—though the taste/texture might be weird—versus, you would hurt yourself if you tried to eat a coconut without shelling it)

[bananabadger]

Are you orange?
If yes, are you a kinnow or a cara cara?
If no, are you a Buddha’s hand, amantsu or a yuzu?

[orcbane]

 

I am a THING.

#	Questions	Answers	Notes
1	Are you fictional?	No
2	Can I find you on Earth?	Yes
3	Are you THE Thing?	Unknown	OMG, I feel SEEN! I very very very very almost did exactly this!
4	Are you tangible?	Yes
5	Do you have your own Wikipedia page?	Yes
6	Are you the size of or smaller than a rabid chihuahua?	Yes
7	Are you manufactured or created (as opposed to organic)?	No	Answered as deciphered, but the question doesn't make sense. Organic does not exclude manufacture or creation (ex. Amino Acids are created and can be manufactured in a lab).
8	Are you unique?	No
9	Are you alive?	Yes	Well, I was before I got into this state.
10	Are you something that is collected/displayed/used/adopted in human households (at least commonly in certain parts of the world)?	Yes
11	Do people (at least predominantly in some parts of the world) eat/drink you?	Yes
12	Are you a fossil or the result or taxidermy?	No
13	Are you a mummy or human remains of any sort?	No
14	Are you made from a plant?	Yes
15	Are you commonly (in certain parts of the world) used as a culinary ingredient or condiment?	Yes
16	Are you primarily farmed/cultivated (as opposed to being harvested/hunted)?	Yes
17	Can you be purchased in the supermarket?	Yes
18	Do you need to be cooked to be safely consumed?	No
19	Are you considered to be a delicacy or expensive ingredient/food/drink (as opposed to more inexpensive, common, or staple foods)?	No
20	Are you a condiment/ingredient most strongly associated with one cultural/national culinary tradition? (An example of this might be wasabi/Japanese or peanut butter/USian as opposed to salt or mustard seeds which are more universal.)?	No
21	Do you have a predominant color? (Tomato ketchup/red, for example)	Yes
22	Are you currently available for purchase on Amazon.com?	Yes	Ask you doctor if Amazon.com is right for you!
23	Are you spicy (hot)?	No	Unless you put some Frank's Red Hot sauce on me, then I'm spicy! Frank's Red Hot: I put that s*** on everything!
24	Are you sweet?	Yes
25	Are you, or are you made from, a plant that has a permanent presence (trees, bushes, etc)?	No	*
26	Are you or are you made from a plant cultivated in a cyclical way(e.g., plants like corn, wheat, carrots, etc)?	Yes	*
27	Are you a fruit?	Yes
28	Are you usually processed or cooked before being consumed rather than being eaten "raw" or "as harvested" from the plant that produced you?	No	I think "usually" is a bit too broad or misleading for a "yes"
29	Are you shelf stable? (i.e., does not need to be refrigerated to remain edible/safe to eat, and and remains edible/safe to eat for more than a short period of time)?	No
30	Did you exist prior to 1900?	Yes
31	Are you in the citrus family?	No
32	Is your exterior one of these colors: Orange, red or yellow?	Yes	*
33	Are you the jam from the fruit?	No
34	Do you grow in tropical climates?	Yes
35	Do you need to be peeled to be consumed?	No
36	Are you red? (color, not politics)	No
37	Are you commonly sold individually (like a mango or a watermelon; and as opposed to a bunch, like grapes, blueberries, strawberries or other bunchy-groupy fruit)?	Yes	*
38	Do you have a rind?	Yes
39	Are you a jackfruit or durian?	No
40	Are you a delicacy in Southeast Asia?	No	Not by myself
41	Per 35, even if you do not need to be peeled to be eaten, are you typically peeled before eating? (E.g., you could probably eat a mango with the skin on—though the taste/texture might be weird—versus, you would hurt yourself if you tried to eat a coconut without shelling it)	Yes	*
42	Are you orange?	No
43	If no, are you a Buddha’s hand, amantsu or a yuzu?	No

[Talkin]

Are you any of the following: papaya, banana, mango, papaw, carambola (aka star fruit), tamarind, or ackee?

[bananabadger]

(Hmmm, the part about not needing to be peeled certainly cuts down on the possibilities. Thanks for that question, Wishkamon! But ... you have a rind?! Thanks for clarifying that, Lashiec! So, you're a yellow, rindy non-citrus fruit that doesn't need to be peeled to be eaten.)

Are you in the pear family?
If no, are you in the jujube family?

[orcbane]

 

I am a THING.

#	Questions	Answers	Notes
1	Are you fictional?	No
2	Can I find you on Earth?	Yes
3	Are you THE Thing?	Unknown	OMG, I feel SEEN! I very very very very almost did exactly this!
4	Are you tangible?	Yes
5	Do you have your own Wikipedia page?	Yes
6	Are you the size of or smaller than a rabid chihuahua?	Yes
7	Are you manufactured or created (as opposed to organic)?	No	Answered as deciphered, but the question doesn't make sense. Organic does not exclude manufacture or creation (ex. Amino Acids are created and can be manufactured in a lab).
8	Are you unique?	No
9	Are you alive?	Yes	Well, I was before I got into this state.
10	Are you something that is collected/displayed/used/adopted in human households (at least commonly in certain parts of the world)?	Yes
11	Do people (at least predominantly in some parts of the world) eat/drink you?	Yes
12	Are you a fossil or the result or taxidermy?	No
13	Are you a mummy or human remains of any sort?	No
14	Are you made from a plant?	Yes
15	Are you commonly (in certain parts of the world) used as a culinary ingredient or condiment?	Yes
16	Are you primarily farmed/cultivated (as opposed to being harvested/hunted)?	Yes
17	Can you be purchased in the supermarket?	Yes
18	Do you need to be cooked to be safely consumed?	No
19	Are you considered to be a delicacy or expensive ingredient/food/drink (as opposed to more inexpensive, common, or staple foods)?	No
20	Are you a condiment/ingredient most strongly associated with one cultural/national culinary tradition? (An example of this might be wasabi/Japanese or peanut butter/USian as opposed to salt or mustard seeds which are more universal.)?	No
21	Do you have a predominant color? (Tomato ketchup/red, for example)	Yes
22	Are you currently available for purchase on Amazon.com?	Yes	Ask you doctor if Amazon.com is right for you!
23	Are you spicy (hot)?	No	Unless you put some Frank's Red Hot sauce on me, then I'm spicy! Frank's Red Hot: I put that s*** on everything!
24	Are you sweet?	Yes
25	Are you, or are you made from, a plant that has a permanent presence (trees, bushes, etc)?	No	*
26	Are you or are you made from a plant cultivated in a cyclical way(e.g., plants like corn, wheat, carrots, etc)?	Yes	*
27	Are you a fruit?	Yes
28	Are you usually processed or cooked before being consumed rather than being eaten "raw" or "as harvested" from the plant that produced you?	No	I think "usually" is a bit too broad or misleading for a "yes"
29	Are you shelf stable? (i.e., does not need to be refrigerated to remain edible/safe to eat, and and remains edible/safe to eat for more than a short period of time)?	No
30	Did you exist prior to 1900?	Yes
31	Are you in the citrus family?	No
32	Is your exterior one of these colors: Orange, red or yellow?	Yes	*
33	Are you the jam from the fruit?	No
34	Do you grow in tropical climates?	Yes
35	Do you need to be peeled to be consumed?	No
36	Are you red? (color, not politics)	No
37	Are you commonly sold individually (like a mango or a watermelon; and as opposed to a bunch, like grapes, blueberries, strawberries or other bunchy-groupy fruit)?	Yes	*
38	Do you have a rind?	Yes
39	Are you a jackfruit or durian?	No
40	Are you a delicacy in Southeast Asia?	No	Not by myself
41	Per 35, even if you do not need to be peeled to be eaten, are you typically peeled before eating? (E.g., you could probably eat a mango with the skin on—though the taste/texture might be weird—versus, you would hurt yourself if you tried to eat a coconut without shelling it)	Yes	*
42	Are you orange?	No
43	If no, are you a Buddha’s hand, amantsu or a yuzu?	No
44	Are you any of the following: papaya, banana, mango, papaw, carambola (aka star fruit), tamarind, or ackee?	Yes
45	Are you in the pear family?	No
46	If no, are you in the jujube family?	No

[bananabadger]

Removing question: I think Talkin has it. There's only two of those fruits on their list with edible skin and yellow color.
So, it's a matter of asking about those two fruits, and Talkin seems to deserve that chance.

[Wishkamon]

Are you a papaya?