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Your wizard is so fat that he avoids spells with somatic components for fear his pants will tear apart.
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Your druid is so fat that he wild shapes into a walrus and goes down a size category.
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Old 11-15-2013, 08:59 PM
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Your barbarian is so barbaric, all the other players in the party paid lunch-money tribute to him to avoid getting beat up.
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Your wizard's familiar is so "familiar" that I'm not even going there.
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Old 11-17-2013, 08:13 AM
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Your vampire rogue is so sneaky she can't even see herself in the mirror.
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Old 11-17-2013, 09:11 AM
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Your village drunk is such a drinker that the village went bone dry.
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Your wizard's so dumb he thought Spellcraft was for improving grammar.
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Old 11-22-2013, 04:05 PM
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Well, your wizard's so dumb he didn't even take Spellcraft – he took Craft: Spell and tries to make magic with a hammer.

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Your wizard is so old, he calls himself a Magic-User.
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Old 11-23-2013, 11:53 AM
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Your wizard's so dumb, he tried to board his Spellcraft.
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Old 11-23-2013, 11:56 PM
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Your ranger has so many favored enemies that he's now only good at politics.
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Old 11-24-2013, 09:38 AM
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Your cleric is so good at healing, he's put himself out of a job.
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Your bard is so dumb his only performance skill is trying to read Green Eggs and Ham.
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Old 11-25-2013, 09:19 AM
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Your bard is so dumb, his only acts are of him playing a mime.
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Your bard is so tasteless he took ranks in Perform: Twerk.
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