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Old 08-30-2010, 04:07 PM
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Your rogue's so greasy they cook eggs on him.

Your cleric's so creepy that he doesn't need to turn undead for them to panic.
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Old 08-30-2010, 07:23 PM
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Your gladiator is so punch-drunk that he passes out whenever he sees cups of fruit juice.

Your rogue's so greasy that the mechanics have applied him to their trebuchet joints.
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:01 PM
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Your injured warrior is flailing so wildly, Farmer Joe sends him out to the fields every harvest season.
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Old 09-15-2010, 03:05 AM
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Your fighter is so stupid, the barbarian is teaching him how to read
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Old 09-19-2010, 02:16 AM
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Your frenzied beserker is so crazy that he broke the fourth wall
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Old 10-13-2010, 09:35 PM
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You're aristocrat is so crooked the expert uses him to measure right angles.
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Old 10-15-2010, 11:11 PM
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your elf is so sneaky it can run on a wire blindfolded
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Old 10-15-2010, 11:12 PM
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your orge is so clumbsy it runs and trips on a dwarf
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Old 10-16-2010, 12:03 AM
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Your bard is so tacky, theatre managers use him to trap flies.
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Old 10-29-2010, 12:11 AM
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Your dwarven defender is so immobile, woodpeckers made a nest in his adamantine breastplate.
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Old 10-29-2010, 12:21 AM
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Your troll's so ugly, his kids cry him to sleep.
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Old 10-29-2010, 03:42 PM
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Your wizard's so crazy, the United States' government uses him to store data.
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Old 10-31-2010, 08:56 AM
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Your bard is so square, you could use him to roll his own hit points
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Old 10-31-2010, 12:31 PM
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Your ranger is so much a rube that even the borg see no point in assimilating him.
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your druid's such a tree hugger, the tree's have personal space issues.

your paladin's so stuck up, that he wont laugh at his own jokes.
 

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