RPG Crossing Home Forums Create An Account! Site Rules & Help

RPG Crossing
twitter google facebook

Notices

 
 
Thread Tools
  #61  
Old 12-08-2010, 10:59 PM
lymphomaniac's Avatar
lymphomaniac lymphomaniac is offline
what is this I don't even
 
Tools
User Statistics
Last Visit: 01-25-2018
RPXP: 15723
lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac
Posts: 13,233
Your shopkeeper is such a hawk, all the mice suddenly disappeared.
__________________
"The thing about everything hard is that it ends. That hill? It has a top. That swim? It has a shore. You just have to get there." --Mike Canino
My regular schedule/availability | I'm back...sort of.
  #62  
Old 01-26-2011, 03:52 PM
lymphomaniac's Avatar
lymphomaniac lymphomaniac is offline
what is this I don't even
 
Tools
User Statistics
Last Visit: 01-25-2018
RPXP: 15723
lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac
Posts: 13,233
Your soldier is so obedient that he... SIR, YES SIR!
__________________
"The thing about everything hard is that it ends. That hill? It has a top. That swim? It has a shore. You just have to get there." --Mike Canino
My regular schedule/availability | I'm back...sort of.
  #63  
Old 01-26-2011, 04:22 PM
Lushmoss Lushmoss is offline
Great Wyrm
 
Tools
User Statistics
Last Visit: 10-23-2015
RPXP: 3688
Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss
Posts: 3,362
Your sorcerer is so charismatic, he repair broken mirror by smiling at them.

Your fighter is so dumb, he thought that Base Attack Bonus gave you modifiers against forts.

Your druid is so dirty, not even nature will abhor a vaccum this time.
  #64  
Old 01-26-2011, 10:23 PM
lymphomaniac's Avatar
lymphomaniac lymphomaniac is offline
what is this I don't even
 
Tools
User Statistics
Last Visit: 01-25-2018
RPXP: 15723
lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac
Posts: 13,233
Your soldier is so obedient that dogs get jealous at the tricks he can do.
__________________
"The thing about everything hard is that it ends. That hill? It has a top. That swim? It has a shore. You just have to get there." --Mike Canino
My regular schedule/availability | I'm back...sort of.
  #65  
Old 01-26-2011, 11:56 PM
Lushmoss Lushmoss is offline
Great Wyrm
 
Tools
User Statistics
Last Visit: 10-23-2015
RPXP: 3688
Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss Lushmoss
Posts: 3,362
Your character is so min-max, all of your dice are coins.
  #66  
Old 01-27-2011, 11:53 PM
lymphomaniac's Avatar
lymphomaniac lymphomaniac is offline
what is this I don't even
 
Tools
User Statistics
Last Visit: 01-25-2018
RPXP: 15723
lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac
Posts: 13,233
Your soldier is so obedient, he waits his turn in battle.
__________________
"The thing about everything hard is that it ends. That hill? It has a top. That swim? It has a shore. You just have to get there." --Mike Canino
My regular schedule/availability | I'm back...sort of.
  #67  
Old 01-30-2011, 07:05 AM
Samurai Zero's Avatar
Samurai Zero Samurai Zero is offline
Ghost of the GoB
 
Tools
User Statistics
Last Visit: 04-15-2019
RPXP: 955
Samurai Zero Samurai Zero Samurai Zero Samurai Zero Samurai Zero Samurai Zero Samurai Zero Samurai Zero
Posts: 3,010
Your paladin is so good, when its dark the party bends him over and uses his a** as a torch.

Your drow is so pale, the sun is blinded by him.

Your characters breath is so bad, the local assassins use it as a mortality poison.

Your barbarian is so dumb, he makes the terrasque look like a prinston scholar
  #68  
Old 01-30-2011, 10:56 AM
bulbaquil bulbaquil is offline
Dragon? Where?
 
Tools
User Statistics
Last Visit: 02-14-2014
RPXP: 1299
bulbaquil bulbaquil bulbaquil bulbaquil bulbaquil bulbaquil bulbaquil bulbaquil bulbaquil
Posts: 1,494
Your druid is such an environmentalist extremist that even the Earth Liberation Front kicked him out.

Your fighter is so thick, molasses flows faster than him.

Your dwarf is so drunk that when he took a Breathalyzer test, the Breathalyzer itself got tipsy.
__________________
SOAP, n. Apparently something barbarians need in their kits, but gunslingers and rangers don't.
  #69  
Old 01-30-2011, 12:43 PM
lymphomaniac's Avatar
lymphomaniac lymphomaniac is offline
what is this I don't even
 
Tools
User Statistics
Last Visit: 01-25-2018
RPXP: 15723
lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac lymphomaniac
Posts: 13,233
Your scribe is so inept that his writings make Fido's breakfast look like the Rosetta Stone.
__________________
"The thing about everything hard is that it ends. That hill? It has a top. That swim? It has a shore. You just have to get there." --Mike Canino
My regular schedule/availability | I'm back...sort of.
  #70  
Old 02-09-2011, 12:07 AM
Nymall's Avatar
Nymall Nymall is offline
Lord of the Broom Closet
 
Tools
User Statistics
Last Visit: 12-17-2011
RPXP: 50
Nymall
Posts: 181
Your Medusa's so ugly, she turns statues to stone!

Wait a second...
__________________
Meow, Meow, Cat Chow. Cease your flatulent winds and listen to my mind numbing expulsions of Grrrr! Cheese! -Happy Noodle Boy
GMT -4
  #71  
Old 02-09-2011, 12:05 PM
Silent Tiger's Avatar
Silent Tiger Silent Tiger is offline
Silent, but Deadly
Former Staff
 
Tools
User Statistics
Last Visit: 10-28-2016
RPXP: 5071
Silent Tiger Silent Tiger Silent Tiger Silent Tiger Silent Tiger Silent Tiger Silent Tiger Silent Tiger Silent Tiger Silent Tiger Silent Tiger
Posts: 11,293
The umberhulk is so cross-eyed that you survived its gaze attack... but your companions on either side of you didn't.

You monk is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
__________________
Catching up on some RL stuff, posting will not be as heavy for a while.
  #72  
Old 02-11-2011, 09:49 AM
EngrInAZ's Avatar
EngrInAZ EngrInAZ is offline
The Sword of the Spirit
 
Tools
User Statistics
Last Visit: 04-25-2019
RPXP: 20032
EngrInAZ EngrInAZ EngrInAZ EngrInAZ EngrInAZ EngrInAZ EngrInAZ EngrInAZ EngrInAZ EngrInAZ EngrInAZ
Posts: 11,143
Your cleric is so holy, he makes Swiss cheese jealous.

Your barbarian is so dumb, he took the blind-fight feat so he could beat up beggers on street corners.
__________________
Busy with work and stuff at home. Posting will be slow for a little while.

<DM>Temple of Elemental Evil - 5e, Temple of Elemental Evil - Pathfinder, The Edderan Chronicles
  #73  
Old 02-12-2011, 06:24 PM
Rissa's Avatar
Rissa Rissa is offline
The Valkyrie
 
Tools
User Statistics
Last Visit: 09-01-2011
RPXP: 216
Rissa Rissa Rissa
Posts: 101
Your barbarian is so strong that he forced the dragon to cuddle with him during nap time.
  #74  
Old 02-13-2011, 10:13 AM
Amaya's Avatar
Amaya Amaya is offline
Spirit Sensitive
 
Tools
User Statistics
Last Visit: 09-08-2015
RPXP: 1331
Amaya Amaya Amaya Amaya Amaya Amaya Amaya Amaya Amaya Amaya
Posts: 1,056
Your fighter is so amazing that he came in 16th place out of 12 contestants in that tournament
  #75  
Old 02-13-2011, 03:29 PM
Samurai Zero's Avatar
Samurai Zero Samurai Zero is offline
Ghost of the GoB
 
Tools
User Statistics
Last Visit: 04-15-2019
RPXP: 955
Samurai Zero Samurai Zero Samurai Zero Samurai Zero Samurai Zero Samurai Zero Samurai Zero Samurai Zero
Posts: 3,010
your bards music is so awesome that the dead crawl from their grave just to dance with him
 

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:47 PM.
Skin by Birched, making use of original art by paiute.( 2009-2012)


RPG Crossing, Copyright ©2003 - 2019, RPG Crossing Inc; powered by vBulletin, Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. Template-Modifications by TMB