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Old 02-13-2011, 06:41 PM
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Your barbarian fighter is so dense, he sinks in mercury.
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Old 02-20-2011, 08:15 PM
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Your drow is so contrived that he uses THREE scimitars.
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Old 02-20-2011, 08:17 PM
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Your fighter has so many pluses that he broke the abacus.
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Old 02-20-2011, 08:21 PM
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Your character is so generic, it's a store brand.
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Old 02-21-2011, 02:22 AM
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Your eagle companion's eyes are so sharp, she sliced you in half by looking in your direction.
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Old 02-22-2011, 04:39 PM
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I'm going to take one from Mel Brooks, History of the World Part I

Your Cleric is so poor, he can only afford one God!

Now for my own wit

Your wizard's scrying ability is so powerful, he claims of seeing the future and describes things such as "Horseless Wagons" and "Siege Weapons powerful enough to destroy entire cities". As such he has been visited by the nice clerics in white coats.

Your Paladin is so good, he makes Pelor look chaotic evil.

Your wizard is so intelligent, he figured out how to divide by 0...and that was the day the black hole was created.
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Old 04-06-2011, 12:39 AM
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Your barbarian is so big, doorways expand in fear of getting bashed.
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Old 04-07-2011, 09:31 AM
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Your fighter's brain is so scrambled, eggs bow down to it.
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Old 06-01-2011, 11:20 PM
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Your captive is so caught, even zippers won't leave his junk alone.
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Old 02-11-2012, 08:37 PM
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Your ranger is such a survivalist, true north follows him.
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Your damsel is so helpless that she captures herself daily.
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Old 03-05-2012, 06:56 PM
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Your orc ranger is so impatient, that when someone says elf, he smashes the wizard with an axe.
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Your elven ranger is so self-loathing that he exclusively takes himself as his favored enemy... every single time.
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Your wizard is so docile, the familiar acts like the Rabbit of Caerbannog in comparison.
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Your elven wizard is so pale she conjures White-Out to use as eye shadow.
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