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Your nurse is so matronly that my ear plug supply has depleted overnight.
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Your half-orc's teeth are so yellow that I can't believe it's not butter.
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Old 10-24-2013, 12:57 PM
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Your goblin is so green, environmentalists have him as their poster boy.
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Old 10-24-2013, 12:59 PM
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Your hag's skin is so warty, even PETA would rather she wore fur.
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Your goblin is so green, even newbies seem like experienced adventurers in comparison.
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Your goblin is so green, he was the model for Libya's old flag.

Yeah. That is not the most devastating insult I've ever come up with, but whatever.
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Your archer is so precise, people fall asleep listening to him read off the digits of pi.
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Your paladin's moral code is so strict that when he tries to detect evil, he detects it in everything.
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Your ranger is so flawed that he skips a track skips a track skips a track skips a track skips a track skips a track skips a track skips a track...
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Your dwarven defender is so unmoving he starred in Twilight.
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Your blackguard is so evil that even his death is not good.
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Your dragon disciple is so dumb he chose kobold as his dragon variety.
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Your fighter is so old...you rolled him up with dice that required filling in the numbers with a wax crayon.

Your bard is so old...he sings of his youth, back when people used electrum pieces and everyone talked of a guy named Thack Oh.

Your wizard is so dumb...Sheldon Cooper thinks that compared to your caster, Penny is a genius.
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Your paladin is so saintly that his god kicked him out of the conclave due to jealousy.
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Your fighter's leadership score is so low that he's a farmer's cohort.
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