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Old Jul 12th, 2015, 12:50 AM
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Having stopped myself from drinking the soft drink, and donning a special suit, I attempt to evaporate all the liquid in the verse so I am the only one alive and rule the universe!
Dice Ruling the universe and stopping the soft drink:
1d100 67

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Old Jul 12th, 2015, 01:05 AM
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Such an insidious plot! Peasants are developing a mind control drink reminiscent of secret fried chicken spice recipe's of ages long past. What will become of sanity and the virtue of rugged individualism born from free thinking, independent minded patriots?

I launch a multi-media infomercial campaign. The catchy jingle is sung by every bard and barista warning all of the dangers inherent in consuming psychedelic, mind-altering hallucinogens. The Pop Police will vanquish the Soda Selling Seducers!

Dice Truthful Information - The only weapon against drug induced societal suppression!:
d100 69


Alas, the campaign is too seductive and the movement devolves into widespread romantic deviancy and numerically expressed conjugal positions.
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Old Jul 12th, 2015, 06:09 AM
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We're doomed! The soft drinks are too strong!
Unless...
Of course! I must capture the Liquid Vaporizer from Batman Begins and use it for ultimate success!

Dice I'm Batman:
1d100 74


Dude, that bat-a-rang almost took my face off.

This is gonna be another long haul, boys.

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Old Jul 12th, 2015, 08:04 AM
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Strength vs. Strength! That's the best course of action!

I remove my shoes and socks. The pungent foot odor from them starts to spread and, as it reaches the public nostril, those smelling it become nauseated. They will be unable to drink (or breath) without puking thereby saving the world from enslavement... at a severe cost.

Dice Stinky Soda Saviour:
d100 81


Why did I try this during a rain storm?
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Old Jul 12th, 2015, 08:45 AM
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We need to be intelligent about this. I'll use my connections at the FDA to get the soft drink made illegal.

Dice Greasing the wheels of bureaucracy.:
d100 75


The soft drink got to them first.
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Old Jul 12th, 2015, 10:46 AM
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if the FDA won't help, then the UN will. I'm going to call for immediate Veto-ing of this drink and all of its manufacturing.

Dice The UN are the voice of reason! ... right?:
1d100 100


With the UN by my side, we march into the "Drink King"'s domain and call for an immediate 'Cease & Destroy' on all Indoctrination Drink Manufacturing companies. The Drink King has fallen.

and now that I have the UN on my side, I'm going to do the only right thing and Nuke China, no doubt starting a third world war and starting the events of 'Fallout: The Post Nuclear RPG'.

Dice Nuclear Bombs: Just Do It!:
1d100 92

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Old Jul 12th, 2015, 12:49 PM
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Using some really dubious science, I launch a singularity at the nuclear weapon, absorbing the blast and saving the glorious republic of China and the rest of the world.

Dice dubious science:
1d100 47


It looks like my science was a little too dubious....

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Old Jul 12th, 2015, 07:34 PM
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Although eliminnation of the current Chinese government seems like a good cause, the chosen method is unnecessarily extreme. I invent a time machine and go back to Starspawn's birthday. The pre-morally challenged version of our Armageddon courting nemesis is kidnapped from the nursery, taken to Shanghai of 2007, and sold to a lovely Chinese woman who is in unable to bear children of her own.
Just as the young gamer is learning how to work his first job in the government sweatshop, the bomb goes off creating a terminal paradox that destroys both timelines and forces reality along a new course that remembers nothing of the quantumly extinct irradiated nightmare.

Dice Communist conflagration cataclysm containment:
d100 58


It will work.... If I can figure out what the kid's real name is and his birth date��
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Old Jul 13th, 2015, 05:51 PM
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I'm gonna go a little out of the box here and install a giant trampoline in China that will bounce your bombs harmlessly into space.

Dice Elastic Explosion Evasion:
d100 28


I forgot the most important rule of nuclear bombs: they still explode when they hit a trampoline.
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Old Jul 13th, 2015, 10:35 PM
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I like my knockoff's too much, I'm going to hack Reagan's old Star Wars defense system to destroy the nuke in the air.
Dice Lasers are greater than Nukes:
1d100 48

OOC: Apparently > signs are frowned upon in this dice tag

Much like Spies Like Us, the defense system failed, so much for bad 30 year old technology to save bad knockoffs.

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Old Jul 14th, 2015, 09:45 AM
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I launch a spy campaign to steal the launch codes rendering it impossible to launch the nuke.

Dice Replace launch codes with lunch codes:
1d100 28


Looks like my spies were less 007 and more Maxwell Smart.

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Old Jul 14th, 2015, 10:09 AM
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Ha-Ha-Ha.
You'll never stop my impending nuclear fallout. Your science is not matched for my Warlord brilliance!

First China, then... the World!
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Old Jul 14th, 2015, 11:09 AM
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Not so fast! I'll just hack your targeting systems and send your nukes into the ocean!

Dice Sending them off-course.:
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It appears your firewall is too strong.
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Old Jul 14th, 2015, 11:16 AM
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In order to prevent the ultimate destruction I will shift the Nuke to a different plane of existence, where physical embodiments do not exist, thus removing the nuke as it is not sentient to survive in this plane.

Dice NonCorporeal Nuke:
1d100 36


Apparently Nukes have intelligence, or the shift failed. I need to find out more, so I can resolve this.
(Screwy phone was acting up when I went to edit post, hence the deleted roll notice. Sorry for that.
Warning: rolls have been deleted from this post.

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Old Jul 14th, 2015, 12:05 PM
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Okay, if we can't stop the nuke or redirect it, we'll just use misdirection. I shall build a fake China on the moon, and let the nuke hit there!

Dice Blazing Saddles style!:
d100 8


I may have drastically overestimated my ability to build a fake China on the moon...
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